My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly ass baby I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby
Oh wow this brings back memories
Damn that’s a ugly formatting… (Dunno what happened)
Pretending to care about baby photos isn’t hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn’t in remotely photogenic, now that’s award winning acting.
I dunno I think most babies are pretty ugly
I always found 'em pretty hot
Geez, tough crowd. Or perhaps they need an accompanying laugh-track to know it’s a joke.
Or perhaps the joke isn’t that funny.
Thought it was a silly opposite extreme but to each their own. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
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I didn’t know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. “Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽” I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.
Breathtaking
These drawings remind me of Playmobil figures.
The only reason I don’t have an Oscar is because the committee that decides who wins them has never seen me pretend to be okay and normal.
Can you prove that you’re pretending, hmm?
