I’ve never seen so many people who are proud that they don’t understand an elementary-school level math, this is hilarious.

I guess your math teacher failed you too.

It’s a basic assumption in these word problems. For instance, when they ask you to compare 2/4 and 2/8, you know that you can transform 2/4 to 4/8 and see that it’s greater than 2/8 (0.5 > 0.25). It’s a basic school program, there are no tricks here. It’s a pure math exercise.

You know what is truly ridiculous? It’s when I installed Windows N (the version without all that bullshit), but each time I launched a game, it complained that some Xbox app was missing. When I finally said, ‘Fuck it, let’s install that crap,’ I learned that it isn’t even possible to install on that Windows edition. Yet they would still show me the error about the missing app nonetheless. Every. Single. Time.

I know this is bait but who said they had the same-sized pizzas?

That’s a base assumption when you compare fractions in these word problems.

The question is stupid, but the kid’s answer is still wrong.

What if that was from users from Austria, Switzerland, north of Italy, or Argentine?

I made a stupid joke

Nah, the joke was fine. They overreacted.

It’s never too late. Now, find a lighter…

Disposable email addresses are not allowed.

Fuck them too, I guess 🤷

Only prayers.

basic settings being buried deep in the menus is definitely a thing ✅

Nah, there is:

1. A special hotkey that allows you to find and execute virtually any command. Same in vscode with ctrl+shift+p.
2. Text-based search in the settings dialog.

So even though things are buried somewhere deep, it’s easy to find them.

freezing at critical moments can occasionally be a thing ✅

Sounds like a skill hardware issue tbh.

Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!

TG is an app for big groupchats and channels

You make it sound like that’s the sole purpose. There are 1:1 chats in Telegram and people actively use them. Everything else builds on top of that.

If we get invaded by aliens, I’m immediately defecating.

Anyone still uses Telegram?

Like 1B monthly active users.

We are still here. Still queer. Still human. And still at risk.

And we are still a community where people are supposed to post jokes related to programming.

I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

That doesn’t explain the house and so many children though.

Were you 14 y/o when you were in a class for the last time?