cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/28912
President Trump says Chinese-made electronics are simply moving to a different levy “bucket”.
Babe wake up it’s robo-Trump’s 10th term and stocks are still sinusoidal
For fucks sake make up your mind. Tired of reading about tariffs every other day.
He forgot to buy stock before exempting it, so he has to redo
The no-takesies-backsies rule wasn’t called, bro!
To make your mind, one must have a properly functioning mind.
He made up his mind a bunch of times already, he just waits until all his friends bought/sold stocks and then he makes up his mind again.
But then you wouldn’t be hearing his name every single day!!!
He excluded Smartphones because Apple (who donated to his campaign) asked for it, I think they’ve realized they could just straight up ask him to tariff their competition away.
What competition does Apple have that still has a tariff? I’m a little surprised he didn’t just come out and EO a program where any company that contributes X amount of dollars is exempt. Make Samsung pay also.
Very stable genius
Dementia here we come
brrr line goes down the hole tomorrow
On Monday, Sony announced that it was increasing the price of its flagship games console, the PlayStation 5, by about 10% in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, citing a “challenging economic environment”, inflation and fluctuating exchange rates. It did not announce price rises in the United States.
We call this a “just try to stop us” surcharge.
Don’t these things get cheaper over time?
Yet again he proves this true:
Trump is dumber than a bucket of hair.
I could imagine a few smart uses for a bucket of hair. How about “dumber than a potassium umbrella”?
I’d go with, dumber than a thermite firesafe.
Surely chocolate teapot is th classic. Although that tastes good - I’d wager Trump does not.
Dementia. Allegedly.
Yeah, though he calls it “the weave”
I’m so tired of this.
in my headcanon, Xi didn’t call so his plans to announce a china-self-made-“deal” didn’t follow through.
this is another tantrum.
The only good thing that came out of the Trump tariff is the volatility index going up!
