Everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Just like pants on a toll booth operator.

But seriously, if congress doesn’t implement ways to “save” money (aka not spend up to whatever we say the debt ceiling is) and elect to just print more money, the value of the dollar plummets even more. So then we can’t get shit done without spending more tax revenue on our loans (and republicans don’t want to recoup taxes). It’s a vicious cycle.

I’m a little curious as to why they used a gift card and didn’t just pay with their own card. Seems a hassle to add the extra step.

“Freeze!”

“No u”

pow pow pow pow pow pow

Been waiting for this one all day.

Get to shuckin’

The competition will be neck and neck.

Joke’s on them, I’m still huffing Freon.

“So I just…cut them up like regular chickens?”

Green? Like RADIOACTIVE? Like three mile island? Fool me twice, don’t get fooled again!

“Brown people don’t have money HEH GOTTEM”

Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!

The agency warns that even then, there is no guarantee that individuals will be cleared to cross through the security checkpoint.

Bummer, that’s another $45 to re-check until they get it right. I’m guessing this will happen a lot.

Luigi is actually Sam Reich.

“I’ve been here the whole time.”

Exactly, see what things like rpkGroup (a particularly heinous example) are doing to colleges to get them running like for-profit businesses. “Restructuring” aka gutting the school and the purpose of a university, which is to give a rounded education.

Nah it’s cool my $5k DOGE check is totally in the mail.

I’m not saying to do the thing where you only put them in the freezer like a lunatic, but washing them much and wrong doesn’t help.

Slop it up!

That’s it!

No, it was something else I’ve never heard of, geared specifically towards camping.