Robert tends to do pretty great research and the stuff about Nancy wasn’t exactly a closely guarded secret. Those two really were two shits in a bowl

Oh shit! *adds another layer to my tinfoil helmet*

Okay but not everything is a conspiracy either

That’s what they want you to believe

Your assumptions show your biases against random muggers. You should be more open-minded.

^Does this need an /s? I’m gonna put an /s, just in case^

Thousands and one deaths

I’m starting to think that this Reagan guy might actually have been a bit of a jerk

If you can’t handle the slightest insult, you need to grow thicker skin. Or any skin… How tf are you alive?

Actually a useful site and from my friend’s company! stremecoder.com

It’s a graphical node-based platform to write and learn python

I’ll surgically extract you

Nice

I spread them on toast and then eat them with a nice cup of tea

Would if I could, dough.

Everyone knows that any establishment I enter automatically makes greater than half their income from alcohol.

And if they don’t already, they’re about to

In Texas, guns aren’t allowed inside establishments that make more than 50% of their income selling alcohol. This is why, whenever I go to the bar, I leave my gun outside, but tie it up to a nearby pole or bike rack so that people know it’s not a stray.

@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, how do you handle wanting your gun by your side in public but having the sudden urge to sprint, screaming, into a post office or school?

Hey, @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee! Are we talking about that little puts baby, Greg Abbott? I heard that he’s a little piss baby!

Tubes? You’re older than you said you were!

You should write a book, Fry. People need to know about the can eat more

Edit: holy shit, I just realized I got this wrong. I always laugh my fucking ass off at the “howler mummies”

Why must you drone on???

Nobody is nobody. A story like this raises awareness. Both lets people know that one of our own (rightfully) got himself detained in South Korea and tells people to stop being shitheads for likes. Unless you’re running for president, then they’ll give you free publicity!

But also, if you can’t survive without my tips, you’re probably working in the American service sector.