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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This

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Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    See, I’ve seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let’s be honest, if you’re into knees you’re clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.

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      There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.

      • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

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          Oh, sweet summer grandpa…

          • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣

        • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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          Same girl same

        • nyancatec@lemmy.world
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          I want to be disrespected for being ass

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    give me my 30 minutes back

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    Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?

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      I don’t know, but my dad definitely didn’t want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.

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        ok so

        I just watched that and why 2 pairs of knees?

        am I missing the joke?

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          I don’t know.

          My dad explained it to me as “men like long legs” and that’s all the context I have.

          If you figure out more, I’d long to have the context myself. I never really got those movies.

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      Can you elaborate? I might fit that criteria.

  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    Every time.

  • Caesium@lemmy.world
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    a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter

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      Calves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What’s the world coming to when we can’t openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.

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        Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.

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    Saddam Fußein

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Thank you

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    Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.

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    Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution

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    2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.

    Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots

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      I give my brother shit because he’s far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he’s hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it…Yeah, I didnt buy it either.

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        Have a counterargument to give him. He’s the product, and his service is giving fascist trolls someone to argue with, and fellow “leftists” someone to come to X to see. He’s encouraging other people to use the site, and they’re watching ads and buying checkmarks.

        Also he’s encouraging governments and politicians to stay, and letting the media be controlled by a fascist.

        It would be a lot less profitable if the site was only bots. He’s subsidizing the bots.

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        Forget profit, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.

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        Xitter isn’t meant to make a profit directly, it’s a loss leader to gain government influence so he can make real money through government contracts via Space X, Starlink, etc

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        Tell him he’s dreaming.

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        They’re profiting off your data, alright

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        “The local grocery store is run by a neo Nazi, but they’re worried about going out of business so if I shop there I’m costing them money!”

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    Ankles so scandalous!

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    The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.

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    Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view

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      Let the man enjoy his front row

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        but i wanna enjoy hot feet

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    Quality crossover

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    Lol this is pretty clever, how he’s hiding there

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