Thanks, I hate ir

America is a fucking joke

Pedos don’t get a pass, neurodivergent or otherwise. I’m neurodivergent and this shit is gross and predatory. The only thing autism has to do with this is him thinking it’s a good idea to display his problematic proclivities on a t-shirt. At least girls now know to keep their distance, assuming this isn’t fake

A lot of first wave and early norwegian black metal bands were essentially proto-NSBM. Nazis have been a part of black metal for as long as it’s been around. For a long while black metal had a reputation for being full of fascists

Catholics and Protestants are both Christians, Catholicism is pretty unified in doctrine, and Protestants are a large group of very diverse denominations of Christianity. When I was forced to go to church, my pastor would often joke about Baptists forming new denominations over differing opinions on drape colors. Outside of those two groups, there are tons of other flavors of Christianity. Off the top of my head you’ve got Mormons, Greek Orthodox, Eastern Orthodox, jehovas witnesses, and Oriental Orthodox

Take them to dinner first and see if y’all click

Just had to deal with this last semester. Get a user agent switcher plugin and change your OS to windows, it should work for everything but proctored tests. You’ll likely have to go in person for those

Good news! They’re already there

Best we can do is plastic in the brain. Take it or leave it

My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room

Had to do that to do my fucking MATH HOMEWORK because Pearson “doesn’t work with Linux”. Switched my user agent to windows and all of a sudden it works just fine

hunter2

Get complimented, nerd!

Gaslight yourself into believing hiccups aren’t real. Sounds crazy but it works. Just tell yourself they aren’t real and really believe it

If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Why are we asking the garbage generator what it thinks?

One can only hope

Hey! I’m agender thankyouverymuch

We ordered one of these for white elephant last year. It’s much worse in person lol