I read the comments because of your comment and now I second this. Don’t read the comments on that video.

Oh God I feel dumber having read this. How is this not the onion?! A 3D knitted construction? Really?

Shitpost aside, my dad did honey mustard under the dog while topping it with chili and cheese. It’s the only way to do that combo right.

Banana for scale, our solar system is a lot smaller than I initially thought.

This is such a weird timeline. Or maybe not, I guess I could also imagine Mr. Rogers doing what Ms. Rachel’s been doing.

Careful, some of us on older hardware have a bug where we overflow and crash the system. My second cousin bricked his system just by stacking the last two.

Not as bad as finding a “No Memory Card Detected” message.

I wish Nancy Pelosi only the best in private life, but let this be the final time we utter her name.

The Florida version of the Straw Hat pirates. They all have guns, Chopper is an alligator, and Nami is inexplicably pregnant for some reason.

Guy looks like a GTA player RPing a hillbilly meth head.

Ah yes, I love faith-based AI technology. The slop is real so long as you believe! /s

Seriously are these people who think your prayers are the reason your phone stays on 1% battery for an hour longer than you thought?

Mumble was… fine. My friends actually moved to Discord from Mumble for our MMO stuff but that was primarily because it was easier to invite randos to the chat. That quality makes it almost impossible to break away from atm.

I recall the latency being only a little worse than Discord, but I think that’s because a friend set up the server at his work as a side thing (he also hosted Minecraft and Terraria). It’s not too complex to setup, but your quality will depend a lot on the computer and network you’re running. At least, it did for us, back in the day.

We’ve thought about alternatives to Discord. Old names were Ventrilo and TeamSpeak but they’re just not very modern. Plus, now almost every chat app has voice, too. Just, for features, it’s hard to beat Discord at this… though I’m willing to read the other comments to get for ideas, too. Lol

If it makes you feel better, I’ve noticed a lot, lot more private security in the uber-rich neighborhood I have to pass to get to work.

They’re scared.

I like this. I also like the one I saw in the wild “I’m speeding because I need to POOP.”

There was a post the other day pronouncing female like tamale and it made me take a while to read this post and made it a little more fun, too

My dad got a gimmicky aurora beaming lamp thing and it’s kinda cool but if it was mine I 100% would set it up in my kitchen for this exact reason.

I found that odd for a Lemmy post but also, one year milk is in much worse condition than this image. Unless they froze it for clout? Why go through the trouble?

But that just makes me wonder even more why that is blocked out, lol.

Hmm, would this work with any clear material so you could see the ants as they suffer? I mean, for uhhh… science?

No no, don’t recommend Linux to a Mac user. Suggest other kids toys, like an etch-a-sketch or something.

Hey, brushing at least once a day while depressed is still an accomplishment.