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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Merry weekend yall

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Merry weekend yall

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’m texasdrunk and I support this message.

    • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk
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      2 months ago

      I hope you’ve had something good.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    It always makes me want a beer and that pairs perfectly with a couple of cold ones before I settle down with a nice six pack before I pass out for the night.

    • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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      Sounds recursive.

  • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Sounds like some kind of addiction, possibly?

    I’m not sure, but I’ll think about it while I heat up my dab rig to take some massive fat dabs so I can smoke a joint while loading a bowl.

    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      Call me a shopaholic if you want, cause I just bought another case of beer.

      • Laser@feddit.org
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        Got a giggle out of me

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    My stupid body after 36: none for you, you don’t get to enjoy anything anymore!

    Alcohol started giving me insomnia for some reason and weed started giving me panic attacks that feel like I’m dying even if it’s like 95% CBD and just a sprinkle of THC bud. :/

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      I read this as “36 beers” instead of “36 years old” and got concerned.

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        Stupid body why can’t I drink more than 36 beers?! It’s not fair! Lol

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          I’m allergic to sushi. Any time I eat more than 50 sushis I barf.

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      Could be other contaminants in the weed causing some issues.

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    My partner: “Yeaaaaaa boiiiiiieeeeeee”

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    Can’t wait for that tomorrow when I’m off call. A nice coffee stout is in the fridge.

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    Had too many cold beers. Do not feel nice

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    Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      2 beers does not make one an alcoholic. 20 beers? Maybe.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        20 beers in this economy? Rational, and intentionally using a coping mechanism.

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        Probably true

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