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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Career day

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • python@lemmy.world
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    Oh god, mom is one of those project managers that sets up way too many Teams meetings

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      Because you didnt do your homework and the there is still rotting spaghetti in the codesink.

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      My life atm. Make it stop

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      Alternative subtitle: “helping your child understand the inequities of domestic servitude "

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    At least it’s not dad showing up with a gaming PC and a webcam, and calling all the kids “chat”

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      I always thought how funny it would be on a christmas dinner where a 20 year old is present who’s job is being a sreamer or content creator. And all the elderly people try to understand what his job is. His parents preassure him into showing them some of his “craft”, so they stand around his pc while he yells slurs into his microphone

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        Even better, imagine being a 35-year old streamer with a kid, and other parents at the preschool ask you about your job.

        (Spoiler: some really good anecdotes come from that, see Northernlion)

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          I am waiting for Joe’s kids to grow up.

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            Joeseph has the benefit of having written a book, so he can just say he’s a writer.

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        A vertically integrated entertainer.

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    imagine your parent is a johnny somali, a tomi lahren, or a rage-bait cooking mom.

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      I honestly don’t know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I’m feeling kinda blessed right now…

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        Kay’s Cooking. c:

        I don’t think she even understands how badly she fucks up, lmao. I think she actually believes she’s doing it right, she’s just too British.

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          she actually believes she’s doing it right, she’s just too British.

          A tale as old as (Greenwich mean) time

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    Well, I would really hope it’s at least something honest, like porn, or even Twitch.

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    Movie day just a whole lot more interesting.

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    Ah yes, demeaning sex work, an old time classic

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      Could just be he doesn’t wanna see his mom naked.

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    POV your mom works for Monsanto and has so many wonderful things to say about GMO and seed patents.

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    Oh wow I did not even think about that possibility. So glad I went to school before all this stuff kicked off

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