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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Poor life choices

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    Pretty sure she is eating out that unicorn.

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      It appears to be pleased

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      ¿Por qué no los dos?

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    Unless you have any peer reviewed studies proving that unicorn farts are harmful, I demand full legalization.

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    I would be really surprised if there’s not a strain called Unicorn Farts

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      I had Unicorn Tears strain over the weekend. Pretty nice. There is a beer that is infused with edible glitter that makes your poop glitter the next day called Unicorn Farts. DuClaw brewing.

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    The pony seems to enjoy it, so it’s fine.

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    Alright Mr Fasteroza! I’m gonna need to see some license and registration please. Are you hi right now?

    Ohhh, hiiiii!

    Do you know how many Marijuanas so had for lunch today?

    Nahh, I didn’t go out to lunch with Mari or Juana officer. I didn’t even see them today.

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    Look, if magical unicorn farts are real maybe it’s worth a try

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    unicorn cum is almost certainly better for the average person

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      And it’s fun getting it out.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    That’d be one hell of an attachment for the volcano

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