It must be a white guy or something. Usually Hispanic and black people just get shot more than 5 or 10 times first before trying to arrest. It’s safer that way.
It must be a white guy or something. Usually Hispanic and black people just get shot more than 5 or 10 times first before trying to arrest. It’s safer that way.
That could be, if I only knew what a lich was. But if it’s a terrifying thing then we’re in the correct direction for the description of what this turd in a bag is all about.
Possibly their ballots were faked? Could we all get a look see? I just want to make sure my ballot looks exactly as I voted.
Or maybe Latinos are fucking retarded? Pinches huercos jijos de su reputa Bomba Madre. Como cabrones se les biene a votar por la pinche bolsa de miados Trump??? But I digress.
We gotta look Canadian when we go out of the country now.
Here’s my pound of gold 🥇 Mr Trump. Are you fucking me? How come I can’t feal anything yet? Oh well fine, it’s not a problem. …Anywhere you’d like Mr president, I’ll clean it off. Oh yes, the migrants are all bad. All of them. Oh yes, the enemy within! Terrible things. More licking? Ofcourse Mr president!
His last name is Trump! Actually I don’t know what they used to call him before but this is his last one hopefully.
I hope our future dictators are handsome or beautiful and that they come with nice body parts, so when we have to suck their dicks, we can at least enjoy it.
In the end everyone gets infinite less starting instantly the moment you stop having less more. When it happens to you, everyone you know is deeply saddened for a tiny amount of time compared the infinity of your new none conditional situation.
Ding ding! You got a flat tire dude! You can tell because I’m showing you this symbol “!”
Oh, wanna know which one? Just go outside and check it out buddy! It would be the one that looks flat.
You get all this great information for just $400 bucks! 100 per each tire monitor.
Dude, my goodness! Can they do worse?
Hey hey is a great name for a boat snack chicken.
You know what I would really hate? Automatic diagnostics on my dashboard. Nah. Please make those as LED blinks where the mechanic has to supply his own LED, Jerry rigged to the obd connector. And make it so that only one guy in Minnesota has the manual. Every mechanic has to contact that guy. Then the mechanic has to interpret the LED Morse code manually. Oh yes this would be so useful. And to add a 3Ghz motherboard with only access to Apple music. Totally awesome. Make the display show a video of “all I want for Christmas is you” I’ll certainly be making use of that.
And sarcastically speaking please oh please don’t add functionality to the obd connector like the ability to self diagnose and display a full report for any mechanic to easily use without the need for special hardware. That would be awful to have.
Excellent observation!
Fuck! I don’t know, I’m just an engineer. Maybe roller skate wheels. It’s a complex design. I’m thinking sex swing hung from a gantry that you can move around the house as you see fit to place the woman where you decide the woman should be at. But you would still need to immobilizer her. They don’t really like being permanently glued to things. You might end up with broken dinner ware. Lobotomy gets you 90% of the way. Maybe republicans can figure it out for us. Like if women were not allowed to sing or hear the voice of other women, that would be a step in the wright direction.
It’s the worm in the head.
Sooo if you’re a potential husband with a penis, vote for Trump for the following reasons:
Guaranteed husbandry or at least fatherhood. Just go out there and fuck someone, they gotta have the kid no matter what. Your cum is valuable.
Ah yes. You think I forget? You can grab them by the pussy…if you’re famous. So go out there, fuck somebody, be famous and grab them by the pussy!
3)Earn a second vote. You heard me right. You can’t incriminate each other and therefore her vote is your vote.
Now go out there and vote! Vote Trump! Fight the enemy within. It’s just not right! Bikini at the pool and allowed to vote? Heck no! Women should be prepared for being attached to a 4x4 in the bedroom permanently for the sole purpose of making love to the man. And sometimes for having babies, but hurry up with that, and don’t feed babies breast milk at the park. And those naked things that happen in California the gay, Oregon and the independent country of Washington State, those gotta go!
This is the time when parts suppliers switch from EUV to warfare. Either that or some shitty stupid custom screw that holds a special EUV related shitty reactor thingamabob get used in F-16s. So then the EUV component holds up the manufacturing line.
Shoot your foot, then jump and shoot your other foot.
Ohh. Hi! I mean, High! Mario, this pizza it’s me!.
Alright Mr Fasteroza! I’m gonna need to see some license and registration please. Are you hi right now?
Ohhh, hiiiii!
Do you know how many Marijuanas so had for lunch today?
Nahh, I didn’t go out to lunch with Mari or Juana officer. I didn’t even see them today.
Hold on… didn’t the ROTC kids actually bring those things to school so they could spin them around, clean them, disassemble them and reassemble them, all in robotic precision? I think some even toss them up high while still spinning 😂. It’s a highly valuable trait.