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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Missing the boat [beetlemoses]

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Missing the boat [beetlemoses]

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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      Only thing that had come to mind when I saw it was how many times it had been done to death, already.

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        Honestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.

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        I went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) “why the long face” “my wife left me” joke with no additional context or writing

        Bizarre you’d not google your joke to see if it’d been done before

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        There was a folk song I remember when I was younger about the unicorns. Found a recording.

        https://youtu.be/h4bc9UwZsYs

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    What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we’re missing out on something great…

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      )( )(

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      Yeah I bet they taste great…

      spoiler

      The animals, the animals, what did you think I meant!? :-P

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        Hello, FBI? Yes this comment right here.

    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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      #fuckableasses

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    There’s an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it’s known elsewhere too.

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      There’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.

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    Are these things supposed to be anything in particular or just random weird creatures?

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      Random animal that doesn’t exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)

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    They have wings?

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    On Noach posts i do like the funny : ’ Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?’

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    Straights, are you ok?

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      ? What does this have to do with sexual identity?

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        A woman’s name was used, so problems must be found. If we can’t find one, we’ll create one. Idk, it’s rule 36 and 37 I think.

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        Due to the blame being on a “Jessica”, it could be seen as a “woman bad” joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It’s basically a variant of the classic “women take too long to get ready” trope.

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          So they saw this and assumed the made up animals gender and then made assumptions about the joke based on their assumptions and then decided to get upset about it. got it.

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            I think you’re the only one here making assumptions and/or getting upset

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              “no u” - irmoz@reddthat

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                What assumptions did I make, and in which comment did I express upset?

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          Way to assume the sexual reproductive habits of this magic animal with a fantastic ass. How do you know they aren’t like those lizards that are all just clones of their mothers? Or what if they don’t have a gender and only need a mate like slugs? Or what if I ran out of examples? Had you considered that?!

          I’m being silly, feel free to ignore me.

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