Imagine you and your hunting party are gathered around a fire roasting marshmallows, but you accidentally grabbed that stick…
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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There is one particular park in my city that my kid loves to play at. It’s by far the most elaborate and impressive, so it’s hard to avoid going there sometimes. But whenever we go, my wife and I often encounter a very, very chatty older Polish guy who has lived an exhilarating life of travel, mountain climbing, and spelunking.
His adventures were interesting to hear about the first time we encountered him. But now every time we run into him he spends the better part of an hour just overwhelming us with tales of his adventures with mild occasional racism peppered throughout, with very few (if any) openings to speak or change the subject. You can only say, “Oh, wow.”, “Really?”, “Woah, that’s crazy…”, and “Wow, I didn’t know that…” so many times before it takes a heavy toll on your body and mind.
There is no off-ramp with the Polish Adventurer. He is there to climb you.
dies
God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
17·1 month agoMy comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
32·1 month agoI love group buffs!
3·2 months agoI’d pay good money to watch someone fuck that little meat piggy Dana White in front of the White House. You know the yard would stink like poop and prosciutto.
That guy has strong “DO IT!” energy, so I feel like I’d be inclined.
Swamps of Dagobah right there…
1·2 months agoBro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it’s a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don’t meet the same fate.
Church crowd is pretty awful in the grocery industry, too. It was especially bad at my previous store, which was in a deeply evangelical town in Central Alberta. All would be quiet on Sunday until about noon. Then the floodgates would open to the most high-on-their-own-farts religious degenerates. Nobody talked down to you quite like a middle-aged woman in church clothes. And they would plug up all the aisles talking scripture and shit. Fuck, I hated that town.
I can smell that thumbnail. I can smell her good.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
She got a stank to her, sure… but she knows her way around a circus peanut.
I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.
I always wonder about siblings in general, but I can’t just ask my wife if her sister looks exactly like her when naked. I don’t think that question would go over well… And I’m not going to ask my brother to show me his dong.
Weird to see Caius Cosades so far outside of Balmora…