• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    This statement is just in from Joe Biden:
    “It’s great that the voters have had their say but now is the time to move verrrrrrrry slowly and then do absolutely FUCK ALL about all the corruption and heinous shit…just like I did when I was president! There is no money to be made by prosecuting such easily proved crimes. Once again it’s time to take the high road and pave the way for a more competently evil RapePublican to step up in a few years or so. Can I have my money now please?”

  • lobut@lemmy.ca
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    14 hours ago

    I’m more concerned about why I haven’t heard from Charlie Kirk.

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    17 hours ago

    Walking corpses, even if blue.

    I hope America starts electing more officials who do not yet qualify for a senior discount.

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      16 hours ago

      Well we did just get a bunch of younger folks in several seats/offices so that’s at least a step.

      Maybe if we open a Waffle House in DC they’ll get too distracted by the grits.

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        14 hours ago

        Waffle house took me in after a minor stabbing (me was stabbed, to be clear.) Didnt say a single thing about my arm hole. Puked it right before walking in the door. Waffle house crew for life.