I would like more penis please. Second one specifically.

Riley Reid meme “of fuck, you’re going to make me retire with dignity and healthcare”

CIA Chatbot snuck in there again eh?

Waffle house took me in after a minor stabbing (me was stabbed, to be clear.) Didnt say a single thing about my arm hole. Puked it right before walking in the door. Waffle house crew for life.

So rare to have 3 levels of sadness in one image

Came to say it. Nice.

Here in solidarity

Well, I have a tall boy IPA calling my name if this happens, so… hopeful

Won’t be waving a flag with their name on it like a buffoon, that’s for damn sure.

Clown show shenanigans

Jackie fucking Daytona. Human bartender.

What we do in the shadows needs dr. Who treatment. I want 50 years of that show.

He’s only been arrested like 40 times for huffing. His silver and gold years were wild. Never knew Fark, probably single handedly kept a lot of folks from huffing paint with his wild mugshots. Bet a bunch of folks decided to investigate and huff some paint from seeing his wild mugshots.

Dont huff paint, but if you’re going to, don’t.

Not this fucking guy. I think cursing and being able to discuss the mundane (i.e. weather) will be some of the tests we can use to quickly separate AI BS from real people. The weather already works for phone calls. Try it next time you think a customer service person might be AI, just “how’s the weather by you.” Or make a quip about how “it’s raining fucking cats and dogs” you’ll immediately see what i mean by the reaction of the person, or the weird whatever the fuck AI tries to spill at you.

Bold of you to assume we can read. Sidenote, not a bot, dictated but not read -elchinchilla

To be fair, that’s an older picture, and that man is probably dead already.

“Continue without supporting” but a button for the entire existence of billionaires

Pop on over to Finland real quick and chop down 3km x 6km of forest

…Aaaaaaaaa…

Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should’ve been taking.