Doesn’t everyone keep light reading material in the bathroom anymore‽

And we’ve looped into osmosis jones territory.

You’re on the nose with that, which is why ground.news is so vital especially now. You can read about the same story from multiple perspectives and often they’ll have a handy synopsis that has key info from all the writings.

Or for that matter, see through the flood and read about things that matter a lot more.

LARPing as a wizard and not destroying lives is cool as fuck, actually. Having fun in a wholesome/safe/non-invasive way is the coolest goddamn thing you can do to recharge.

This is the opposite of being a wizard.

Placing him at a roughly 30% approval overall, innit?

I want someone to ask him if his couch knows he’s sitting with other furniture.

‘Do this thing, but in the best scenario you’re not doing the thing.’

Whenever you comment, it’s… Never clear.

Hear hear* Not trying to be a jerk, just sharing because I thought it was funny the first time I saw the phrase.

Start saving but also you’ll lose benefits if you save too much to get bent I guess

I had this thought nearly exactly. She was such a love in either role.

0.000000381%

Having done zero math to reach this figure, it’s known to still be optimistic.

Fuck yes. I love what Moore’s been up to honestly.

Reading this I heard a pakled

Okay but I kinda need to know what is on that card set

I just shake my head in shame and go the speed limit so their car slows tf down.

We’re sowwy

Goddamn it neither were you…

They’re too proud of their image display floor. Besides, much like cashiers they have to stand now or the viewers might think they’re lazy. /S

Monster.