Mountain House is in the house.
Is the water at least hot?
A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.
BRB trademarking “Gotatoes”
Electrolytes
Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it’s the eco friendly option!
Now put it in a bad dragon product!
I’m not sure I want mash in my ass…
Are you afraid your ass can’t handle the hot, creamy stuff?
fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that
fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome
Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.
If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong
Also, if you run out, you’re doing it wrong.

I say other way around, there’s no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.
Well obviously you need to add a stick of butter and handful of salt, wtf kind of boring potatoes are you making?
Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.
They have the bags though
Did you use a spoon or did you cut a hole in the corner pastry bag style and tape it back up next time?
I cut a corner I’m not uncultured swine
Joking aside this is the best way to fill manicottis
Spoon but I also turned it inside out to lick it clean. More sanitary that way for the next night
snl, cookie dough sport.
This is called “cold soaking” in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.
I heard Mormon teens use that turn of phrase for a different thing.
And you need someone to move your arm around while you hang ld the bottle.
LOL! I just recently learned about soaking.
Preparing for a space mission
I see nothing wrong here.
Mashed potatoes is my favorite and it’s is an affront to God.
This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.
What kind of monster does this without butter?
Just double the water:potato ratio for a hearty potato slurry on the go.
I think the flexibility of the cheap water bottle is a plus here. Also, sucking is an option. On the bottle, I mean.
sucking is an option
Sometimes unavoidable, even.
Powdered mash usually already has plenty of butter/butter flavor, the packet in the meme for instance says it has butter and sour cream.
I’m just going to put potato and butter flavour in my water, no more thick consistency!
I gagged. Upvote for you.
Yooo, new boy meal dropped!
I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.
Do you even own a set of intestines?
No i lease. We poor
You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad
I guess it doesn’t simply turn into some kind of potatoe soup?
Hot water would melt that bottle if you wanted extra micro plastics.














