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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

You don't know me, you don't know my life

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You don't know me, you don't know my life

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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    I show my wife and she tells me how proud she is

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hey! I resemble that remark!

    I’m actually 43 and aware that I’ve never been “hip”, but close enough 🤷🏻

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      Hip enough to have upvoted your comments 14 times :)

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      The only thing hip about guys like us, are the hip replacements

    • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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      meh, I"m 48 and lived in Williamsburg in the aughts. So old hipster scum.

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      deleted by creator

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    Bah, I’m old enough to not care about upvotes or approval, I just shitpost for the love of the game and to sniff my own farts.

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      Why is no one upvoting my comment?

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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        I fucking love the time stamp differences between these two comments. That’s fantastic

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    That’s just Lemmy: 43 year olds upvoting other 43 year olds

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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      Going to another social network is live going to an indoor children’s playground. All the yelling and screeching slamming into your senses as soon as you open the door.

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      Is this all a bunch of early 40s people like me on here?

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        Always was.

        *Teleports behind you in a Sonic Astronaut outfit*
        *Shoots you in the back of the head*

        • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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          Nothing personal, kid

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        no, some of us are late 40s

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    Sixty-seven, lads!

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      Side note. “6 7” didn’t bother me much. As said orally can be interpreted as “6(7)” which is equal to 42 which as we all know is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

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        With this new revelation, I’m going to revisit the concept of flight by trying to miss the ground whilst falling.

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        oh my god

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      Six seven.

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        c/woooosh

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      76

      SYSTEM 7666666

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    Imagine 12 people coming up to you in real life telling you they like something you did.

    That would be a great feeling.

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      I caught it at just the right time!

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        I have to leave it just like that.

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    When I get downvotes on a comment that probably only I find funny it also low key rules

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    How dare you

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    Just be steady posting your shit, making shitty postings, and soon you’ll be a shitposter’s shitposter.

    Shit.

    Post.

    Post.

    Shit.

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    Bro. You’ve ve been here for 12 days and you’re already calling me out? What. The. Fuck.

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    I’m not in my forties yet, but out of my twenties, and I can relate. I made a single spur-of-the-moment shitpost that got double digit upvotes on Lemmy; rode that high for almost two full weeks.

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    You at least appear to interact with people so you’re already more hip than a lot of shit on the front page.

    Or reddit

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    Kids these days

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