congratulations

i fucking hate Origin Energy
congratulations



What about if I wore a South China Sea shirt? Would I get praised or arrested?
Black beans could probs turn me vego ngl lol


The person who backs in is a person who always knows where the exit is
I love beans, this would be a very useful prank if someone did it to me


“Doctor why are you head banging?”


*until Israel intervenes
The ‘mini jetlag effect’



I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit


Misanthropic would be a better name
Here the price always starts lower on monday and then rises to the highest price on the weekend and then repeats. Not surprised by anything tbh


Reading the news and comments are so weird about this. Both countries are the good and bad guy, both supress and liberate their people, both censor their internet, both arrest and kill innocent civilians - can you imagine if the US and Iran teamed up? We’d all be fucked


PERFECT, now onto the Epstein files and punishments


85 people, not that bad tbh
Nuff’n but smut mate