Yes, come in?
“busy”
slight pause
“With myself”
Get out while you still can!
I just say “occupied” with a certain degree of annoyance like “I’m in here now and I know you’re out there and I’ll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I’ll be in here as long as I need to be”.
I get anxious and accidentally say “Ocupado” more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
“The hole is in the right wall.”
I haven’t found a reason to say anything.
I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don’t know what a locked door means…
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
You’re FINALLY here!
Usually just go with “nope” or some such.
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
Occupado homey
Password?
Ken sent me
Hunter2
I think you said something but I only heard *******
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Ey I’m poopin’ in here!
“Shitter’s full!”








