If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.
Ok, I’m in. But I should probably warn you I’m a 55 y/o fat guy.
Titties are titties
We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.
If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see them too.
-Rodney Carrington
I should probably warn you, I’m a dog
Bryan Griffin? Is that you?
Titties out is easily done, but how on earth are you going to make them eat fruit?
If you start with tiny needles, can you work up to sounding rods on milk ducts? If so, could you work up to the size of a currant?
sounding rods on milk ducts?
Beware of skin cancer please!
Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation
100% enjoyment rate on your commentary but they gave me gonorrhea.
Yeah, a lot of people’s first experience practicing public toplessness is bad because of sunburn. It’s a solid number 2 in reasons why that doesn’t go well
Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!
Ugh just look at these comments. Same problem as nude beaches. Just a bunch of middle-aged lonely dudes with beer bellies.
violet08_. Lemmy’s first true social media supersta.
yeah tbh
there are some known people, but no one who is both widely known and has a very recognizable posting style (“yep, violet08 post, dont even need to check”), other than her
Haha I read that and knew it was posted by you. Don’t know much about you but I like the laughs
All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.
Shipwrecked and comatose
I can confirm, in fact I dont even need the sun or the fruit.
Yes but no sun. I just want to be out topless on some rocky beach on a cloudy day going to town on a pomegranate
Be the change, invoke your freedom, go menace society! Don’t let peak things like reality stop you from living your best life.
Is it manly to refer to your nips as titties if you’re a guy? Ah, fuck it. I’m in.
Technically yes, because etymologically tit originally also meant nipple. The nipple meaning got displaced by the borrowed word teat.
But that aside have all humans breasts.
I just wanna be somewhere in the sun eating out the fresh fruit of the tittied.
You can come to my house and take out your titties anytime.
what’s stopping you, isn’t it sunny where you live? just take a folding chair into the sidewalk and enjoy the sun and fruit and titties
Honestly sitting on a beach, tits out, eating fresh fruit all day long might actually be the ideal vacation. I just need someone to slowly feed me the fruit and maybe a nice cold drink then I can die happy.
