You learn something, and then all you do is teach it to others?

Sounds a lot like getting a degree in philosophy

The period is a very versatile symbol. I use it wherever i can.

6L per minute, 8640L a day, 8.64m³

We inhale 86.400 ants a day

7 spiders a year doesn’t seem so bad now does it

it lays eggs? where?

WHERE?

What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

0.001$

The values they gave are typical for most electronics of this nature,
many things are different between different cards, but they’re built using the same materials and components with the same limitations

If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?

Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time

I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that

Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead

When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”

The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too

He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien

If you look closely at his shirt, and what he said, you’d know he compiled his own OS before breakfast

Ah good, so

is okay

You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎

Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

Four*

This is why you have to switch to more and more difficult distros over time, to keep yourself on your toes