Knock knock

Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars

But daddy elon told me empathy was bad

My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?

I no longer like Nicole

Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!

No no no

You dump it in some third world country, out of sight out of mind

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)

My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

You just ordered a thousand litres of milk

When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”

No that works fine, its been stuck up there for two days now and shows no sign of liquification

So sad that it should come to this

Why? OP was asking about information on the computer, not on me

It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
The balls are actually for storing microplastics

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

Sir this is a shitpost community, not a shit post community

That’s basically how it went for me as well, though I reinstalled windows like 3 times after an automatic update bricked the computer, before I gave up and went full linux

I assume John Cena is standing there and we just can’t see him

🎶If you don’t want into the debt hole🎶