Notepad running through wine

Karaoscopy

If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!

“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”

“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

He doesn’t look a day past 80

That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

It’s serverless, not servernone

Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!

Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can’t seem to stop raping children

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Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

This is why monke good, monke fast learner

I liked using Arch, but i got tired of Allan breaking into my house and bricking my computers all the time, so i ended up switching

Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension

This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)