Who do i call when it’s 3 months past deadline and 150 million over budget?

It’s more likely than you think

Yes

It’s irony all the way down

Oh look it’s green Mario!

Mouth post

Doge claimed to have saved 160 billion, so i’m guessing their salary was 160 billion divided on however many people were on the team.

No wait, 159 billion to elon and the last billion split over the rest

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

Fine, don’t say i didn’t warn you
Highly NSFW, viewer discretion is adviced

Modern era mothology

In my years as a linux user using linux on my linux machines i have used various linux distributions, including arch linux, but for various reasons the linux distribution i use on most of my linux machines is currently ubuntu linux

As a linux user who uses linux on my linux machine (which runs linux), I agree that mentioning that one uses linux is not as important as mentioning that non-linux thing you just said

What do you think when you hear “tentacles”?
Hentai of course!

And what do you think when you hear “hentai”?
Stanley from The Office of course!

And what did Stanley suffer from?
Some kind of heart disease!

What can cause some kind of heart disease?
Gunk in the arteries!

And gunk is dirty so that’s why it’s dirty, duh

“in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
There are people that dodge taxes, so i’m sure i’ll be able to dodge death just as easily

Played around with a tiny 1.5b deepseek model, it was thinking for a loooong while before finally answering my question.
By then it had completely forgotten what the original question was and had instead hallucinated a new question which it then gave me an answer for

I give it a perfect 7/10

Yep, lambda or closure (it’s an anonymous function but it can also capture state from the enclosing function, i think pure lambdas can’t do that?)

Wait, are you telling me this is an edit? Image editing has come so far you can’t even tell sometimes

You dip your bullets in it
that way even if they survive the bullet, the sepsis will get them

Died in a steamtoller accident, they stopped it right before it reached the legs