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TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Protip: Don't lose count

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Protip: Don't lose count

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TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 hours ago

    What did I just watch?

  • wolfrasin@lemmy.today
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    9 hours ago

    This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid

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    Pro Tip:

    If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.

    Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon’s muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for it to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      While you’re busy using both hands to disarm the one handed gun, your opponent has plenty of time to throw pocket sand.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I’m going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.

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        I usually go for the chuck norris roundkick, there is no defence against that.

    • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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      2nd pro tip:

      If you’ve never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out

      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah if someone’s got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just jerk off his gun, that’ll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.

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      The awkwardness kills the fighting spirit.

      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic “Self Defense”.

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    Is this the intro to some adult movie?

    • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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      This is Master Ken, one of the most powerful martial artists. See more of him on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/enterthedojoshow

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      Seems like a Reno 911 sketch

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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    Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.

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    Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.

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    Napoleon Dynamite

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    Really hope this dude tried this for real

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.

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    Why are subtitles becoming more and more retarded? Is it karaoke or something?

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