• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    5 hours ago

    What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I’m going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.

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      5 hours ago

      I usually go for the chuck norris roundkick, there is no defence against that.