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I once saw a group of four or five seagulls gleefully dismember and eat a crab alive.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t, I’m just saying…that’s a possibility.
That’s why they pack shivs.
Are you insane? A knife is useless against those massive claws!
I’m actually considering becoming a crab after this
Lower tax bracket, short commute…
Ask for Carcinisation at your local store
My doctor won’t approve me for a new exoskeleton
🦀🦀🦀
At least until the corrupting force of micro-plastic-capitalism causes your house to get seized and you must begin the adventure of a lifetime to retrieve it!
You been posting a lot of crab memes. You okay?
He’s a bit crabby about something
Ok, then a stingray shows up, then what?
I’ve seen stingrays absolutely gorge themselves during a big crab moult. I think I’d rather be a ray.
I read a book series where people worship crabs in the Cult of Carcinisation. They may have “been into something.
I bet if you blasted a crab with a strong enough beam of UV you could get it to sunburn eventually. Or at least suffer some equivalent injury
-cannibalism
-pedophagia
Is that last one eating or being eaten by your young
Eating your young but tbh I made it the fuck up. Probably not a real word
Just stay away from the jacuzzi
I will wait for evolution to take it’s course.
