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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

When you screw up git

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    Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number

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      It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.

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        Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.

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          I don’t know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.

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        Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

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          intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against

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            Your call.

            Buh dun tissss

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          It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

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            Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

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              Yes.

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                That could be platformed.

                WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?

                Well, I can’t say that I have.

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          It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA

          https://www.crisislines.bc.ca/services

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      Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.

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        Did you see that ludicrious display last night??

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          Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.

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            Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

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              Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

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                It is not.

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        The irony is, I remember it perfectly.

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      It’s easier to remember if you sing it.

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        A B C D E F G, I hang a noose on this tree. 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕

        But for real: You should reset hard the head of the git branch, not yours.

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