Briellant.

New definition of money shot.

I even cut my hair and change my name.

A giant dump would also fit to the current timeline.

Sounds appealing.

Imagine being an immigrate and marrying a Trump supporter.

Imagine being an immigrant and marrying a Trump. FIFY

Not even blue steel could help you then.

This way the new VW tanks will be easier to handle.

*a bowel full of wine glass

Ah yes, a glass… of wine.

Examples of metaphysical irony:
(objective irony)

(irony of fate - mostly tragedies)

Example of verbal irony:

I’m a t… I’m BATMAN.

UNATCO? Statue of Liberty? JC Denton let himself go.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-place and a word-play on Iraq.

You mean the iRag?

Spoiler: It doesn’t like to be licked.

I like that he puts his halo off during sleep.
No light pollution in heaven.