No they don’t. They don’t wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.

Never been banned. Their stupid “contributor quality score” makes it impossible to cycle through accounts once a year and not get shadow banned by the site itself.

They were also late because they didn’t buy enough credits for their clock app to wake them up in time to get to work.

Second comment just to say that Ghislane Maxwell had a horse named Bubba.

Especially in 2018 when the “Russia Dossier” was all over the place, this is definitely pure sarcastic bullshitting, top to bottom.

Completely agree with this. Hilarious, sure, but certainly not literally accurate. With that exchange and when the emails were sent, I would sooner believe it’s all sarcastic BS just getting thrown around.

Windows 11 made me a Linux user. I stopped eating their shit.

Microsoft […] gets massive backlash

“Fine, then we’re going to do it twice as hard and half as good!” -Microsoft

Remember, the exceptionalism turned into the fragile ego that contains the shame.

Confirming that it’s either a loss leader or loss prevention. Depends on the store and management.

Cash payments only!

The first one is like Mister, the second one is like “that, uh…”

Hey, it’s a used year! You’re going to have issues. Save a bit and just expect it. But remember that used years are reliable and parts easy to find.

But if you get the First Gen 2026, it’s untested! If you have issues, who are you going to ask? The guys on the 2026Repairs Forums? What if there’s a recall and you have to get a rental 2020 in the mean time?

I thought the fix was a pair of dark sunglasses and a white cane.

It’s prison hooch, so my assumption is that the source of the yeast is someone else’s hooch. I expect they don’t carry EC-1118 in the prison commissary.

Oh yeah, for sure - I didn’t even register the details of the headline once I saw the link to OK Magazine. They’ve been doing word salad to try and outdo People or Us Weekly for decades. I’m surprised they didn’t call it “High Octane Jet Fuel!”

Meanwhile, it’s really just fizzy warm hooch that’s probably closer to 6-8% ABV if they can even get enough sugars to ferment. Actual concerns about methanol are really only in warm, tropical locations where it’s already hot out and the entire fermentation is too hot, start to finish. But that’s a real concern, maybe Diddy put it in a warm spot to ferment faster, as opposed to “ew, it’s in a bag? microplastics? yuck.” I dunno, it’s also stupid we have to even talk about this.

The largest demographic group receiving SNAP benefits is white people, at 37%, so (tries to do math like a racist) 63% assorted brown people!

But what really sells it to the 37% of white people in mostly red states with poor public education are things like this article about some super genius trolling where the first 3 groups alone add up to like 124%. I expect that the 17% of people who do not report ethnic demographics are largely white in the first place, and have been gaslit for so long that they won’t report out of fear of being some sort of “race traitor” or some other stupid racist BS thing that idiots do.

I mean, it’s a negligible amount of microplastics compared to the fact that he’s in prison wearing orange polyester and eating from probably plastic trays and getting plastic-packaged commissary food.

Realistically, if the hooch ferments too warm, that would make methanol, which would make him go blind. But that’s like 92 or 95 degrees IIRC, so it’s probably a low risk.

I would worry more about the macroplastics of shivs if I were him.

First, OK Magazine has the journalistic integrity of a cereal box.

Second, the fear is overblown and this is a lame excuse to not get in trouble, as if you get alcohol-producing yeast going, they out-compete all other bacteria. I’ve stuck my filthy hand in an active fermentation of an open vat of wine and wort for distilling into whiskey. Anything on me that got in the vat would have not gotten enough food to reproduce before the increasing alcohol killed it eventually.

What a stupid design.

If you face the 5G tower or look at your phone trying to pick up 5G signal by broadcasting a 5G ping, that shit’ll bounce around inside this hat like a satellite dish, reflecting all around inside your skull until you get COVID.

And power about a form of energy resulting from the existence of charged particles (such as electrons or protons), either statically as an accumulation of charge or dynamically as a current.

It was never a widely used protocol, and needs specially designed HDMI cables to work. It was something obscure and just barely past experimental.

This is like saying “Security by obsoleteness” because you won’t get hurt in a car accident because you don’t drive a flying car.