One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.

🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

Football

Football

How have I never seen this before?

Welp, I gotta get up in 4hrs , and it doesn’t look like I’ll be getting to sleep for at least an hour…

Thanks… I would have been here… Err… A while.

lemmypisspost

Least Successful Human Cannonball by Destruction.

Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?

Bread Sheeran.

At one point I thought the video had looped.

I can’t make a github account for that reason, smh.

If my brain could talk.

Oh wait…

Reminds me of newer laptops.

Needs more jpeg

What the fuck did I miss?

Hell yeah! The water itself tastes like shit imo, but that bottle is wonderful!

🌚

Where can I find the texturepack for the polygon cow?