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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
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Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/34031000

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    Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking

    Um…

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      finally an article that’s oniony beyond the headline

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      Maybe it was just for personal use

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        Musk’s personal stash

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        • Kash Patel on Epstein trafficking girls
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        Looks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated

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          those tweets are not going to hit the same spot without this

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      It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.

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      It was medicinal cocaine!

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        i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists

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          I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops

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            iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine

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      Just Teddy still funding those wars in South America.

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