It would be even funnier if you yelled out, “5 5 5 1 2 1 2”.

I know, because I now have all your clothes.

That’s why I never eat toast in Alabama.

I usually speak very loudly while entering my PIN, “1 2 3 4”

New headline: “Alabama man jailed for abusing his toaster” /s

When hardware has the rights of Humans, it’s time to burn society down. We are in the stupidest, worst written sci-fi B-movie.

I usually walk into a music store, fill up a box and scream “bye bitches” and leave.

Removed by mod

Is that you Pete? Have you been shooting up all the testosterone again?

“I’m here to give you a hand.”

Stop messing with my anus!

This, and the fresh one, are the superior Apple products.

Crossing the penis bridge to get to Westminster. Hello Big Ben.

Just remember, if you see someone riding one of these in the airport, you can laugh your head off knowing they can only pack 3 pairs of underwear and nothing else.

Damn you’re good at your side hustle.

Micro$oft will be the next Google advertising company, with a browser & software as it’s side hustle. Advertising is a cancer.

If it’s so “smart” why did it shut down?? “Dumb” fridges only do one thing, cool food. Make the world dumb again.

Art pimps usually have a posse following them with framed art in their hands. You will never see an art pimp walking with his posse in the rain.

You seem to be missing a “***”.

His mouth is what killed him.