- I’ve been down, but never this down. 
- The chocolate is the only thing that makes me question what’s going on. 
 
- “Hello, police ? I need to report a food crime” 
- Dinner and Dessert in the same plate for an eco-friendly meal? Less dishes to wash? - or just blatant food crime… 
- Girl dinner? 
- Hey that actually looks pretty good. Is the chocolate an unexpectedly good pairing or just tossed in there for scale? - 🤮 
 
- Charcuterie bowl?? 
- Is that salami or raw ground beef? - Looks like salami 
 
- Better than anything I can cook, eat what you can, enjoy what you enjoy. - I know it’s a meme but food is food. - nah this aint food, this is the cardinal sin of gluttony - No it isn’t. This is a struggle meal  
- not with choclate bro… also the salami is… questionable - Struggle isn’t just monetary 
 
- You aint strugglin if you have chocolate - Now five minutes later tho… 
 
 
 
- OP, you OK? 
- Is this like pouring one out for cobra? 
- The chocolate should be on top of the burger, its not gonna do shit over there. 
- I want it. - I probably ate something similar at some point in the past anyway, chocolate pairs really well with lots of savory foods. 
- I feel this is what you do when you are questioning how your life is going. 








