LOL! I actually looked at two grocery stores a few weeks ago because I really think that my nephew drinks it.

If I ever find a gallon, I will be shouting into the Fediverse looking for my bestie, AquaTofana!

You just made me hungry. Here you go, Bestie!

We need more Crunchwrap Supremes!

I need a Crunchwrap Supreme, please. Thank you!

Nice blanket law.

I’d like you/your firm to represent me at my next contract negotiations.

Something similar happened to !cooking@lemmy.world a few months ago and the mods ended up sending an announcement that included this:

Reporting posts that are on topic for being off topic will result in no moderation.

Here’s the link: https://threadiverse.link/lemmy.world/post/32937669

You’re the one who’s going to moderate the community, if you don’t want to remove comments or permaban anybody then don’t. There are plenty of us here that will support you and the community regardless of your decision.

However, please make the rules clear, e.g. three strikes and you’re banned for a month or for fifty years. It’s impossible to make everyone happy and FWIW I appreciate what you’re doing.

@sad_detective_man likes having Uplifting News on his feed, as do I; @OpenStars, @Kolanaki and @oeuf made very good points regarding enforcement, respite and sanctuary; I echo @frongt and @chiocciola’s comments about removal and personal attacks; @CrazM13 and @Sh00Fly made a valid point about sympathy and empathy but unfortunately not everyone is capable of empathy which is partially how we got here; I do like this: “If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” That covers a lot of ground…

Federal law requires nearly all male U.S. citizens and male immigrants to register at age 18. The agency permits males up to age 25 to complete their registration with Selective Service System.

Source: https://www.sss.gov/

Dinner and Dessert in the same plate for an eco-friendly meal? Less dishes to wash?

or just blatant food crime…

He appeared in Murder, She Wrote twice (that I can remember); once as a sheriff and a tribal lawyer in another episode. Quite memorable (for me) as he portrayed the characters very well.

You will be missed. RIP, Mr. Greene.

This screenshot is from July 2025 when I got hit with a paywall and was served with a ton of cookies, so I set my VPN to UK, lol.

EDIT: This was around the same time as POTUS hit UK with tariffs.

Done. Had to figure out where to go to change my profile pic – didn’t take as long as the video, lol.

Perhaps our British friends should start wearing the Camera-Shy Hoodie?

The NY Post is owned by News Corp which is under Rupert Murdoch’s ownership.

Wikipedia has NY Post’s format listed as tabloid.

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That’s a very good question.

What possessed that conclave to come to that swift decision? What was the motivation?
The conclave states that they elected Pope Leo XIV because he is moderate, he has good administrative skills and the time he spent in the Americas will hopefully make him a unifying figure for the church.

Meanwhile, I still haven’t gotten over the fact that the cardinals elected an American for a pope. I didn’t think that would ever happen. Ever.

Let me be clear, I mean no disrespect to anyone (the church, it’s allies and enemies). Like it or not, that position yields power and there are approximately 1 billion Catholics in the world today.

Pardon the long rant. The short answer is: The pope serves the church.

Everyone must stand alone

!vampires@lemmy.zip

No, it’s not Twilight - it’s Dracula (Bram Stoker read through by chapter). Enjoy.

Ugh, sorry. I wasn’t trying to crush your groove. FWIW, I do admire your sense of humor and bringing up the Knights Templar was romanticizing war…

So you are saying Vatican doesn’t have holy hand grenades, holy dove fighter jets, holy cherub bombers, holy drones dispersing holy water & holy napalm, etc?

Seriously?!? I have so much holy water from the Vatican replenished each year that it may be enough to end the drought in Gaza. You want a holy machete? You got it! You want a holy cow? You got it! But not on Fridays. You want an aerial assault with holy water balloons? You got it.

Better yet, I can send you some holy water to make your own holy 💩! Be warned: sprinkling your doors and windows each night with holy water will not stop vampires from entering your home! 😂

The Crusades were dark times especially with the Knights Templars at the Pope’s disposal. The height of their power and tragic end is incomparable to anything that I know of today.

If the photogenic Swiss Guards are anything like the Swiss Army, they wouldn’t be capable of invading anyone except Lichtenstein, lol.

Much love and No disrespect to the Swiss, their Army and the Swiss Guards

EDIT: Clarified the difference between Swiss Guards and Swiss Army with links from Wikipedia and We Are The Mighty.

Russia-installed occupation authorities in Ukraine’s Luhansk region created an online “catalogue” of Ukrainian children, offering them for coerced “adoption” through the education department.

The database includes 294 Ukrainian children, who are sorted and categorised so that the users can “filter” them by age, gender and physical traits, like eyes and hair colour.

The children are advertised for their character traits, with some described as “obedient” or “calm”.

In numerous cases, the children are described as “polite and respectful towards the adults”, “disciplined” and “not conflictive” or “can be relied on to execute tasks”.

This sounds horrible. There’s an inventory (catalog) of children. Goods/products are inventoried, not people.