I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
They’re already pretty shitty
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Yellow yellow yellow !
I need that unretard for sure!
I’ll have uhhhh…
So what, like 10 grams?
depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.
Honestly I tried to look it up but couldn’t understand the data as presented.
Orange and Purple for sure.
Green. What’s the range?
Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone’s health.
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon’s plans?
Just turn Elon into poo. Don’t fuck with Mars.
Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.
I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you’re making a solid case here…
If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn’t say that it’s necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything
Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.
It’s like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.
Is density preserved?
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the… object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we’d either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we’d turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.
Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.
eh if its not poo at a distance, don’t wanit
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
turn the kidnappers into poo
Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
Turn the box into poop! Turn all kidnappers to poop!
That’s a good point. Idk you would probably have to have a robust security detail. Which you can afford, or probably again twist the arm of America to provide for you at taxpayer expense. 🙂 All things are negotiable.
You can do so much good with that power, you’d be one of the best people to exist ever in the history of mankind. You’d simply have to use that power. For good.
We already have https://lemmy.ca/post/865320
Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Poopsmith origin story
You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I’m torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it’s a bit late. Being that the character didn’t have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
ShitHead ended the world by accidentally turning all of its atmosphere to shit when he sneezed.
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
Neurotypical pill pls
Black pill’s gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication
i already got green gimme orange
