Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
Call me when you find the mythic shag
Sorry, rare shag is all we got.
Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
Did it look like Conan?
You’ll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.
Stardate: 297347
We must boldly go in the name of science.
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Edit Return: Let it be known our findings made us do this
No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!
Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…
Poo-tee-weet.
I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
Common shag is fantastic.
The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot” and nobody be batting an eye
After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
Poor banana
why would they need to do something about it?
If reincarnation is real I wouldn’t mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, horny nerds weren’t invented with computers
Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.
