That soda isn’t nearly big enough.

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    3 days ago

    A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

    That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn’t have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair … and he shouldn’t be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.