I don’t like the one where I have to stand on my shoulders and compress my neck to be anally pounded from above. That one hurts my neck and back like hell.
Understood, but then what is your favorite position to be in when being anally pounded?
Laying sideways, being spooned.
The one where you do a totally horizontal plank, using only your erection for support/as a kickstand, is really bad for your flooring over the long-term, fyi.
Don’t get me started on the one where you spin around on your penis. My floor is starting to develop a hole where I do it.
That one is excelent for starting fires in survival situations though.
Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.
ball sacks
You guys have several?
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Do you not?
I’ve always carried my balls in one big unisack that holds them all. However, I do think the idea of splitting my eggs between different baskets sounds interesting.
Pussy.
Similar to https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37490055-everything-men-know-about-women. All blank aswell
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