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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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    need to get it for when my daughter’s are teens and I need to embarrass them. otherwise what’s the point of being a dad

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      Pretty good chance these will cross the line between epic embarrassment and getting arrested for public indency if you slip your dad bod into these to Pick the girls up from school.

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      not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.

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        they make men’s thongs, plenty of room for the boys

      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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        that’s only a problem if you got big balls

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    Does it come with a matching jra?

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    No pockets, as usual, sigh.

    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I mean… You have rather easy access to your flesh pocket.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Brother, there’s barely any fabric for the puss 💀

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        it can’t be all downsides, amirite?

  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    Chaffed taint after 200 steps.

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      And here I thought Jardiance was bad.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Think it’s bathing suit material by the stitching but I could be wrong.

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        Bathing jeans… B… Beans?

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          Jeankini?

          • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk
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            No that was a song by David Jowie.

          • huppakee@feddit.nl
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            No it’s just the jeakini-bottom

        • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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          Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

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    Let me see that Jong…jajong jong jong

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Lamme get my jondom.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      https://explosm.net/comics/nice-jorts

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    Mah jongg will never be the same.

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    My Jong? Isn’t that the game Chinese grandmas play? (/j)

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    I’m gonna just leave this here.

    https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA

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      I’ll leave you this

      https://youtu.be/qox-4NrO79I

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        That song is lit af

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        I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.

        The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)

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      One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.

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    best $85 she ever spent

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      Who said it’s a she?

      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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        I don’t think it’s possible to tuck enough for them to be otherwise

        • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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          dont forget roll and tape

      • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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        seriously?

  • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, jeans are classy.

  • klemptor@startrek.website
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    Ah it’s jeans season again

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    Even better, they’re used!

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