Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Trump: I am very pleased with the patriotic actions of the Proud Boys…

AG: Sir. They had to give up their trademark to a Black church.

Trump: I am very upset with the anti-American actions of the Proud Boys…

Probably something like this.

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Bro, that song is about a child being born.

Anyone wondering what a “good” president in Philippines looks like, I was made (as a U.S. born Pinoy) to understand this: celebrities go into government because they are celebrities. In my family we used to joke that at the height of Justin Bieber’s popularity, he would get elected if he was Filipino. Just wanted to contrast things.

No joke, Manny Pacquiao was a senator at one time.

Which is?

EDIT: The current government at the time of his death didn’t even want him transported back to the country. He had been in Hawaii for medical treatment. Eventually he got put in a mausoleum. In 2016 when he finally did get a burial, that sparked protest. If you think something other than ex-president can be used as a more appropriate label, I would like to know.

I thought that was a koala.

Got tetanus updated. Apparently that was recommended on my last medical checkup.

So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

You just reminded me of a joke from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. During the Ireland arc (“The Gangs Still in Ireland”, season 15 episode 6), Mac pursues an interest in becoming a Catholic priest. He ends up asking, in a vaguely worded question if it is okay to be gay. By the end, he basically nopes out when he realizes the priest was referring to relations with young boys.

Considering how closely associated this sect of Christendom is with FLDS, a cult, this isn’t a good image for them.

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

So McMahon would be out of a job, right? If there is no such department, they automatically lose their job?

Please tell me the absurdity of this is correct.