For those unaware… Hannah Montana Linux is a real distro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnkj4yS8Dcw

You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

I only respected her for Steven Universe.

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

Lady asked to be painted like a French poodle?

It can’t be. Neal Degrasse Tyson said the night sky was historically inaccurate for that period. /s

Are the sequels worth watching?

I’m starting to think the GOP got Quantum Leaped by the party from the 80s. Not going be surprised if we start seeing persecution of the color red.

My limited understanding say this is actual true.

This definition is straight from the FBI website.

Just come out and say it you fucking cowards: you are simply racist and have hatred towards Palestinians.

I will dislike you more, but at least you are honest in this regard.

I don’t even follow sports, and I was outraged by Russia being awarded host in 2018. All the experts said England should have won that bid.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

Leviticus 19:33-34 literally says to not do this. Guess they never read the Bible.

She killed those puppies.

My mom bought a BMW from her cousin that had an odd fuel line. Nothing was technically wrong but you could smell the fuel when the engine was on. Eventually she gave it back.