You gotta give credit where credit is due. Lemmy.ml was still online.

Nice, give this guy a prize

Proof that Python is not the best tool for banking.

I’d like to watch TNG, GOT or The Expanse for the first time again

Fitness.

I had been getting more frequent backpains and just a general feeling of being unfit. Walking uo stairs would leave me breathless. I couldn’t run for more than 200 meters without gasping for air.

Now I started going to the gym, 3 years ago and I feel fit now. Sometimes I still get pains, sometimes I even get pains because of cardio of lifting, but those arent as bad. I feel more alive and more comfortable because I’m fit now. I’m still fat and ugly, but also fit.

I hadn’t been to reddit for over a year, but recently picked it up again. They’ve got things that we don’t have, because they’re bigger. Their community isn’t all bad, but you have to look hard.

I make sure not to post anything though. No comments or upvotes either. I would still rather see them die, but sunce they’re here, I might as well use them.

This joke doesn’t work in The Netherlands, because on The Netherlands (and I guess we’re not alone) we just order a “cola”. So if the bar only serves Pepsi, that’s their choice.

Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!

I’m thankful for javascript, because I love bashing frontenders

I’ve done this. Totally worth it.

I used to do order picking in a large warehouse. We used headphones that told you were to go. You could also give verbal commands liek “repeat”. So after a week or so I started “repeat”-ing my mom when I didn’t hear what she said.

WHAT?!

I can only find a black-and-white waldo

Doing the lord’s work here

Fire him. I’m a teacher and I’ve got some wonderfull and talented students that can’t find a job because companies are affraid to hire juniors because of idiots like him.

You can still get an expensive condition despite living a healthy lifestyle. This comic is bullshit.

You live a healthy lifestyle so you can get a better quality of life. So you don’t get out of breath by walking up a flight of stairs, so you have energy to go out after work when you’re 40, so you get to play with your grandchildren when you’re 70, so you don’t have to wither away in a nursing home when you’re 80.

I’m not American, but my uneducated ass believes America is basically a theocracy. The president has to pretend that he does everything in the name of god, you have to swear your official vows on the bible, every hotel has a bible, every child in school has to pray to the god-emperor every morning, your money says “in god we trust”, your churches are payed for by tax-evasion.

So then, what renains to be the difference between “state run” and “church run” benefits really?

At this point, this joke is basically like kicking a dead horse.

I guess that’s the dogwhistle than. First and eighth letter of the alphabet as initials.

Thanks, that’s exactly the joke I was trying to make.