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He’s the guy responsible for the stickyness on the keyboard.
Looks like Kris Kross is back on the menu, boys!
he missed the bus.
Shoulda jumped.
Two right shoes
This is a big hint towards him just being high as fuvn and not actually about leaving fast after cheatit
Two rights make a wrong
Definitely a dare. Probably also drunk, yes. That or his boyfriend always likes to have easy access.
Does not explain the shoes.
I think the dare thing is consistent with the mismatched shoes.
This is peak 90s fashion.
Little of column a, little of column b
He just trying to start a new trend.
Dude dressed like this just for the picture. Edgy.
Serious answer: could be drugs/alcohol but he looks like he could be older and dementia is a possibility.
Nah, that’s what every 40-somthing addict looks like in the UK. Fucked.
Excuse me sir, your fly is down
Of course it’s outside of a Tesco, lmfao
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