Tylenol is definitely bad for you, but it doesn’t cause autism.

Yo I’ve never seen this one. Thanks for the link!

When my current phone dies I’ll be buying a flip phone.

Yo fuck 'em

That shit was funny back in the day. Still recognized the logo.

“Yes! They’ll be breeding like rabbits now!” - Murrill, probably

Or a blunt object with a sufficient amount of force.

Anytime I see anything with an American flag on it I get the same impression.

It is also shown to cause slight cognitive decline.

Ram Man loves the drugs

Best comment I read all day right here

I only drink the finest breast milks

Terrifying

Please don’t jack me in the donuts…

As long as it’s delivered by hand from about 10 feet away.

Big ol’ carton o’ Grimace nut

Yep. Same goes with any far-right figure.

FARGIN WAR!

Elon Musk is a bitch.