Too late now, pal. You’ve all poisoned the well and now you have to drink it too.

That’s four goddamn numbers in a row!

No I mean so I can fry it and get fat.

Eurotica.

You can get them on Amazon.

Hey, I’ve seen this one.

Which Echo devices ever supported local only processing? They cost about £30. There’s no kit that can do decent voice commands for that money. You’d be lucky to have a device that processes claps to turn the lights on for that.

Maybe their CEO shouldn’t have made it his life’s mission to become the world’s biggest cunt, then.

Come on guys, his company is only worth $157 billion.

Of course he can’t pay for content he needs for his automated bullshit machine. He’s not made of money!

I’ve got a small tube of hydrocortisone cream. I’ve also got a small tube of toothpaste for travel use.

Accidents have very nearly happened. If it wasn’t for the minty smell it likely would have done by now. Especially when not wearing corrective eye-wear.

And most of them have the surname “Kardashian”.

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Or save yourself the time and effort and just set fire to your house.

Those Temu/Wish.com batteries are the whole reason we have regulations.

And that is why I went to Firefox once Google announced this bullshit.

Swapping is pretty painless. It even brings over all your passwords and stuff these days. Best get to swapping before Google disable that as well. They’d just love to keep you hostage.

Wow. Musk pays millions to get Trump elected.

Trump offers to buy a single Tesla in response. Which he won’t do anyway, because he’s too cheap to pay for anything, so he’ll get given it for free and won’t drive it because he’s not allowed. He’s driven everywhere in The Beast which weighs about 10 tonnes.

Amazon bundle stuff from multiple sellers in the same location. They have no idea which of their third party sellers did it, and indeed could even be that a customer returned it for a full refund.

This has been an issue with Amazon for years.

They get stock from any third party sellers, stick it all together in the same place in the warehouse, then ship them out regardless of where they got them and which seller you bought from.

Honestly, they probably didn’t even need to spend money on the sticker or old CPU. They could have shipped boxes of sand for all the checking Amazon do. There’s absolutely no incentive for them to do so. They’ll never be held to account for all the fake shit they sell.

Man, haven’t even thought about Mega 64 in ages.

It’s based on paperwork, not blood.

You can’t just turn up, release your spawn and claim it belongs there. We’re not frogs in a pond.

Well, only their free speech.

Your blasphemous thoughts should be banned, obviously.