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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English

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Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English

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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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The Valencian regional government will have to pay the victim for malpractice in the diagnosis of priapism
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    Man, jokes aside, having a 30 hour erection must have been really hard.

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      🥁 🥁 📀

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        Thank you everyone for coming to the show …@Blumpkinhead will be here again tomorrow night when we’ll be featuring chain saw juggling mad man One Arm Jimmy and his three legged dancing poodle.

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      Of course they delayed. Dude was a giant dick.

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      Yeah. Really hard. Not dicking around. That probably really took balls.

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      I wouldn’t fuck around with it for sure. Pretty stiff situation.

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      At first I thought it was only that. But reading the whole story, 55k seems like very little compensation for all the trouble.

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