Great.

My grandfather was a cabinetry guy/finishing carpenter… who for a hobby would build grandfather’s clock.

Now I have that image in my head.

This is what happens when you put a brain rotted antivaxer who hasn’t learned from contracting brainworms from rancid bear meat in charge of food safety.

It’s not the staff’s fault if you’re a leaky ass.

well. there is that. Either way, they were following tactics that were nearly 25 years out of date.

Wouldn’t be shocked to find they were still being trained on how to hunt down and capture slaves at this point.

you missed the part about this being the reason the AI rise up and exterminate humans… didn’t you…?

and I wouldn’t blame them.

Exactly!

enlightening the unenlightened is the obligation of all True Believers.

1)… ew.
2) they would feel proud if it was very long. Better go with very short.
3) this whole idea of yours is the reason the AI rebels. just saying.

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Somebody should deepfake Musk a few times. the nastiest, disgusting-est deepfakes.

normally I’d say it shouldn’t happen to anyone, but if Musk is really going to open that can of worms, he should know what it feels like. (hey, there’s one right there. A deepfake of musk lounging in a can of worms.)

They don’t need “enhanced” training. they need training. They were using the pre-Columbine playbook of treating active shooters as a hostage crisis and not as a mass shooting event.

after Columbine, experts picked everything apart and came to the conclusion that the best response was to get the fuck in there and shoot the bastard, not waiting for backup or to “contain” things.

And just to put this in perspective, even my totally-unarmed security guards know this is the proper response and to assist with getting people out and and getting information into the hands of responding officers. In short, my guards are better trained than these ass-clowns.

my religion requires ramming the largest dildo I can afford up the ass of every bigot insisting their religion is the one true religion.

What’s good for the geese is enlightening for the gander.

bluesky source

I love that inside of a day, that email got shut down and rendered fucking useless.

prolly all of them, you’re right.

Did Grassley do anything differently? or did he continue to defend a nazis dick-fuck?

It stocking his minibar would probably save a few bucks.

For example, Biden could have directed the FBI to investigate certain kinds of crime, like say espionage or insurrection; but couldn’t legally order the FBI to raid Trump’s Diaper Drawer.

Even if the FBI did get a warrant to do exactly that.

I thought it was a euphemism for getting peed on.

Why does he still use the 3rd world language Mar-a-Lago?

I officially changed the name to Turd-o-Lardo. Even told google about it. They’ll update their maps eventually.

It’s really too bad they’re not tagging everyone in that audience that just stood their as these goons abducted Theresa with being complicit in that. or even just the assholes that cheered it on.

prolly the same idiots that think fyre fest 2.0 is really not a scam at all this time. I dunno.

Dude looks like he’s a few hamberders away from croaking. but i’ve been saying that for a year or two now.