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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Murphy's law

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Murphy's law

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    For all of y’all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.

    We’ll never know.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      For those of you who are skeptical: https://spankbang.com/5ns26/video/japanese+vintage+milf

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        Risky click of the day

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        “This video is no longer available”

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          I don’t know what I expected

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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      We can dream

  • stochastictrebuchet@sh.itjust.works
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    Betrayed by the global clipboard

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      Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking ‘submit’…

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    Did this guy start a Japanese learning course?

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Today’s lesson: Prepositions

      Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

      • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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        If you insist.

        Edit: Are those separate requests or all at once?

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          Only three four nine sixteen(?) ways to find out.

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            8 (2^3) if we count doing nothing, 7 otherwise

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              I’m learning so much

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      And people say you get nowhere by gooning

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      Remember class sometimes in Japanese no means yes

      Edit: before anyone thinks I’m making a rape joke. No. In Japan there is this weird cultural thing where Japanese women have to seem demure or shy. And they continue that appearance even during sex. Hence why many Japanese women will say things like だめ (dah-meh) which means no, やめて (yamete) which means stop or いたい (itai) which means it hurts during sex. But they actually mean the opposite.

      https://youtu.be/dr2xOQKpU90

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        And how do I unlearn this?

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        Yeah, that’s what it means when it is said in the “you’re so naughty” sort of way.

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        In my experience, Japanese women say “I’m come” during sex. Hopefully they don’t mean the opposite.

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          Hi come, I’m Dad.

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      It was pure immersion learning

      So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

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    Maybe there is a chat room and he wants to discuss the history of… Eh…

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      As funding has been cut we will proceed with online lesson being hosted here on spankbang.com

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      You should watch “Ongezellig”, an animated pilot with 5 short episodes á 5 minutes.

      You will get the relevance to this comment in the first episode.

      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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        I approve this. You should go watch “Ongezellig” right now!

      • Omega@discuss.online
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        What’s onzellig

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          “Ongezellig” is dutch and means “unsociable”.

          It’s a story about three adoptive sisters Maya, Coco and Mymy. It’s in dutch, but the subtitles are great.

          check it out

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    Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.

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      wait that’s in the actual manga?

      • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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        https://manga4life.com/manga/Mahou-Shoujo-ni-Akogarete

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          yeah, but what episode tho

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    One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied “tinder” from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn’t even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.

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    “kindly”

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      “Would you kindly…”

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        Would you kindly let me play golf in peace in my underwater dystopia?

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          Directed by Robert B. Weide

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    Credible at my alma mater.

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    Doing the lords work

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    Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen

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