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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Those poor kids

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Those poor kids

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Hey! Close that door behind you! Were you raised in a barn?”

    “Non. 😔”

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    I dunno, the French don’t need a fuckin Luigi to get them to pop off when their leaders do some dumb shit.

    They’re all pretty ready to throw down against leaders who would hurt them.

    Sounds pretty civilized to me.

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      This. Im not french, and while the surrender jokes can be slightly amusing at times, i feel a great sense of pride(?) everytime i see on the news that theyre protesting some new tyranny. Wish my lot were like that. Alas, we not only get trampled by the boot but kiss it as it passes by

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        Eh, the surrendering jokes are only because they’ve legitimately won more wars in history than any other European nation. Dunno if China or one of their neighbors might have the French beat. The French don’t care they have their baguette and coffee.

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      If the French hadn’t supported the colonies, there would be no USA today. Their language is gibberish but we could learn some lessons from their revolting and how to march a noble toward the guillotine

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    deleted by creator

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      About 0.8

      • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        within any ε>0

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      You can communicate with primates

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        Je vais te monter en l’air tu vas voir si je communique pas c’est peut être non verbal mais le message va passer t’inquiètes

        (Jk sorry)

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          Je te veux sur notre instance française toi

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      The French smoke more

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        and have better cheese

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      You from Hartlepool?

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        deleted by creator

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        Lol, I assume that’s a description of the execution of a french spy?

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      Monkeys aren’t stupid enough to eat snails

      Please note that I do not know if this is actually true

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      3.1 aren’t cheese eating nor surenderring

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    Le sigh

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      But I am le tired!

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        Well, have a nap.

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          Zen fire ze missiles!

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        Very drôle

      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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        holding some pizza

        le omnomnomnomage

        1 hour later…

        le omnomnomnomage continuez

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    Raised by Americans would actually work better here

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      I think the article was only listing accounts where the children survived

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        Survivorship bias

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        Good point there

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    Needs more jpeg.

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      I gotchu fam

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        AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

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    Are the other shows as good as Raised By Wolves?

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    Sacre Bleu!

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    This agrees with the treatment of children I saw in the documentary Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don’t Come Back!!)

    (Remember: two exclamation points.)

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    I want to meet the guy raised by ostriches

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      Or even crazier, the one raised by the Fr*nch

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        I’m not crazy. No thanks!

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    I feel like Norwegian kids are waaaaay more feral than french kids

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      I thought it would be the dutch. Or Belgians. I forget how the movie goes

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    Le feral

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