MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down120
arrow-up1581arrow-down1imageOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoHere I sit, all broken-hearted
minus-squaredafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoTried to shit, but only farted
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoThen one day I took the chance
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoPaid a penny, but only farted
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Thought I’d shit, but only farted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day I took the chance
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
Paid a penny, but only farted