I can’t argue with that, because the German “wenn” is definitely more ambiguous than the English “when”, but since it’s a lullaby, you kinda have to assume that perhaps it’s leaning more on the positive side, because who on earth would want their baby to die in their sleep?

If Germans really were this cruel, they would have been wiped off the face of the earth a long time ago.

Okay, so being gay doesn’t automatically make you a good person then? Good to know.

This seems to be a mistranslation, because in German, “wenn” can mean both “if” and “when”, but it’s actually closer to “when”. If you really mean “if”, you use “falls” instead of “wenn”.

So the intended meaning is in fact “tomorrow morning, when God wants it (ie. at the time God wants it), you will wake up again”

Are you saying Trump is a good guy now because he sucked cock?

Thanks for the trigger warning (not)

Yeah 😥

Only people of Germanic origin can be real Goths, for everyone else it’s just sparkling depression.

Have someone else drink it who’s dumb enough to try?

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If they had named it FKK instead, then only Germans would get the joke

I love that when you go look up the actual song, the top comment is “Wait a a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll”

I honestly hate French like you wouldn’t believe but what y’all are doing to the language is simply inhumane.

They could easily fix that by having them speak Quebecois. Sounds more sinister than German IMO.

What’s the point of speaking French unless it’s to sound pompous? There already IS language for the common people, it’s called English, everyone knows that.

Everything you see on the Internet is true

— Abraham Lincoln

It’s not that the display will fail, it’s that the tablet that powers it will be hopelessly outdated in 5 years and likely not even receive security updates anymore, so your “smart” fridge will probably end up getting a virus while browsing the Internet or something like that.

Relatable. I was forced to learn French in school so I’ve always hated it out of principle, but at least our teacher was a legitimate Frenchwoman and could bring out the sound and the melody of it. Quebecois, OTH, is a legitimate abortion of the language. Take the most abominable dialect of the English language you’ve ever heard and Quebecois still sounds 10x worse than that. Not even I could butcher the language with that much hatred and disrespect.

Understandable. Quebecois is to French what vomit is to food.

Lemmy in a nutshell

I’m sorry, I didn’t spell the name of your favorite genocide right, that means it didn’t happen!